Just a normal guy who likes Wam. My favorite is sportswear like nylon tracksuits or bomber jackets. I like water, mud, syrup, gunge, oil, piss, you name it ill probably like it. Crack eggs in my pocket, pour custard down my trackies, and cover me in syrup or honey. Treat me like a composte bin or urinal. There are so many messy possibilities that I can't choose a favorite.